Ok, so we’ll never be royals (Lorde: Rooooyals, it don’t run in our blood). However, I’m pretty sure I thought I was when I was one of the wee folk. Explains why all these young ones around me lately treat me like a mere subject with a flick of a hand and a snarky, “Whatever!” to send me on my way. Sigh. Thank God for coffee and tea. It arms with the ability to deal with royals.